What The Fuck Is Anarchy Anyway?

When most people hear the term "anarchy" or "anarchist, they tend to think of gangs of face-covered kids throwing bricks at the EDL's finest racist wankers. While that's certainly one function of the anarchist movement, the true ideology runs much deeper, and Invisible Guerrillas work hard to support all true anarchists around the world.

The dictionary definition of the political theory is: "a political philosophy that advocates self-governed societies based on voluntary institutions." That probably explains the fundamental idea of the concept, but what does it mean in practice?

Well, all true anarchists should aim to overthrow the government, monarchy, and any other form of authority in their societies. Anarchists believe that it's possible for human beings to co-exist peacefully without being forced into societal participation with the threat of impending violence. Just think about it for a minute. Are people who live in the UK free citizens? No are are fucking not!

You wake up every morning, go to work in a job you hate alongside people with whom you struggle to make even the smallest human connections. Then you return home from the office or factory, eat your shit food, and do it all over again. Why? You spend your entire life doing that just to pay for the roof over your head and to prevent yourself from going six-feet under any sooner than is necessary. While all that's going on, your bosses and the rich cunts in Britain take the lion's share of your earnings and use them to fund exotic island purchases all over the world.

Why the fuck do you put up with this shit? This is slavery, and your rulers are some of the most disgusting and dastardly beasts in the world. Take Queen "I didn't steal it" Elizabeth II for example. That bitch is in receipt of stolen goods. She's almost the wealthiest person in the world, and most of the oblivious people living in this country have no issue with paying nearly £400 million to renovate her palace? At a time when hundreds, if not thousands of homeless people are dying in the streets? Are you fucking brainwashed or what?

Anarchy in the year 2018 is rebellion against your rulers through an unshakable policy of non-compliance, violence, and disorder. It's time to smash the fucking state and kick these toffs to the curb. Just imagine how happy you'd make the innocent children in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, and just about every other country in the world if you overthrew the baby-eating peadophiles in your royal family and government who've caused them so much suffering?

Supporting the anarchist movement is the only option for the working class in the UK and around the world. If you're sick of being stuck in the shit show and you want to change the system forever, it's no use waiting around for a leader to come along and hold you by the hand. You are the revolution, and every move you make should arise through revolutionary intentions. There are no leaders or prime ministers for anarchists. We don't have hierarchical organisations that are going to get in touch and ask you to join. YOU ARE ALL THAT MATTERS. Get out on the streets, cause chaos, and put the shits up those toffee-nosed, diamond-encrusted, cry-wank stains.

You don't need to know the ins and outs of the history or anarchism (although you're sure to find it interesting.) Instead, you just need to stop feeling sorry for yourself and letting society drive you into the depths of depression. The time for sadness is over. Now you need to get ANGRY.

See you on the streets motherfuckers!

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